tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

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(Source: josiephone, via postllimit)

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli, via tommys-non-existent-ass)

thecompanionsdoctor:

I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER

(via elliegalaxies)

girff:

cyberho:

I’m having a sexy party and I need some sexy meat 

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(via elliegalaxies)

unclefather:

realnerdyboy:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

Who says it’s a male doing the asking????

me. because it’s my post.

unclefather:

realnerdyboy:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

Who says it’s a male doing the asking????

me. because it’s my post.

(via elliegalaxies)

castiel-fallsnomore:

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.

(via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via elliegalaxies)


(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via adam-lamberts-penis)

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

if

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you’re

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not

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angry

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then

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you’re

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really

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not

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paying

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attention

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are

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you

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(via strangeconsciousness)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via incentiive)